True aficionados know that the best way to enjoy their floral or dabbing passion is with a Rig created from silicone. Since time immemorial, food grade silicone forged the squishy, flexible foundations of Empires.
Historical figures often extolled the virtues of high grade silicone over inferior materials like glass and porcelain.
“Indestructible as the British empire” said Churchill in his most famous speech.
“More portable than my 1903 typewriter!” exclaimed Hemingway.
“La Silicone para La Revolucion!” Boomed Castro to his adoring crowds
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